super-sandri

SNK Autocorrect AU

  • Mikasa: Eren, I won't be home in a while. Tell your mom.
  • Eren: Oh, okay.
  • Eren: Can I ask what you're doing?
  • Mikasa: I'm with Jean. We're just gonna bang for a while.
  • Eren: TMI, MIKASA.
  • Eren: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
  • Eren: I AM NOT TELLING THAT TO MY MOM.
  • Mikasa: SHIT!
  • Mikasa: I meant hang.
  • Mikasa: This phone hates me more than Leonhardt.
  • Eren: Permission to throw your phone in the trash when you get home?
  • Mikasa: Permission granted.
  • ---OOO---
  • Mina: I went shopping with Annie yesterday, that's why I didn't pick up.
  • Marco: Ah, okay. What did you get?
  • Mina: Not much really, it was a slow day. But at least I managed to get some new boobs that go with that top I found in the back of my closet.
  • Marco: Uhhhhh.... what?
  • Marco: How is that possible?
  • Marco: Don't you need a waiting list or something?"
  • Mina: No wait required. Besides, it was a two for one sale, and Annie made a very convincing argument to make me fork out the cash.
  • Marco: Darling, you might want to look at the last few texts.
  • Mina: OMG.
  • Mina: I MEANT BOOBS.
  • Mina: *BOOKS
  • Mina: LEATHER FOOT COVERAGE THAT GOES UP TO THE MID-CALF.
  • ---OOO---
  • Sasha: I'm bored. Come over.
  • Connie: I can't, you're too fat.
  • Connie: *FAR. YOU ARE NOT FAT AT ALL!
  • ---OOO---
  • Ymir: If I don't get home by 11, my aunt Ilse's gonna dismount me.
  • Ymir: *DISOWN.
  • Ymir: MY AUNT IS GONNA DISOWN ME.
  • ---OOO---
  • Armin: My mirror hates my face.
  • Annie: I think your face is nice.
  • Annie: Especially those nipples on your cheeks.
  • Armin: Wat?
  • Annie: *DIMPLES. FUCK. I MEANT DIMPLES.